It’s not Halloween, but have I got a ghost story for you!
I’ve come to the conclusion that we have Ghosts in our house. Yep, the real life errr dead, haven’t gone into the light, not so Casper the Friendly Ghost, paranormal kind of beings. It’s absolutely, without a doubt, the ONLY explanation on the planet that could possible give reasoning to some of the abnormal and annoying activity that goes on around our house.
There’s been some pretty strange things that have happened around the house and I’m sure once you’ve read a few examples, you’ll just have to agree. Things like clothes mysteriously wind up on the bedroom floor when the kids swear they put them in the hamper. Who knew ghosts liked to play dress up with dirty clothes?
These paranormal spirits are thirsty little boogers - they like to drink iced tea. These little ghostly gremlins are always leaving half empty glasses of tea on the kitchen counter. Sometimes they even invite their friends over, because there always seems to be four glasses.
Our ghosts like to play outside in the mud and race through the house when no one is looking, tracking mud all through the front room and down the hall. I would have never guessed ghosts liked mud. Go figure!
Silly me, all these years, the kids have been trying to tell me and I’ve not been listening.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m going to share it with you first! I’m so proud of all my kids. It seems they have a bright future working for T.A.P.S. They seem to have uncovered the mystery of the ornery little spirits that inhabit our house.
Today our ghosts have names Wasn’t Me and I Don’t Know Who - while they may not be welcomed guests in our house, at least I’ve been able to identify them and stop blaming the poor kids.
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